To celebrate the new year, we are presenting the following parody recipe sent to us by SurvivalBlog reader M.S.U. for his Globalist Political Casserole (2021). Note that this is not a typical recipe for SurvivalBlog. Again, it is a parody.
- 1 President-Elect, Brain-Fried, Thoroughly Senile
- 1 Vice President-Elect, Marxist, Over-Ambitious, Fully Co-opted, and Clarified
- 2 Houses of Congress, Braised until their two party ingredients are indistinguishable.
- 3 Low-Interest Rate Economic Recoveries, julienned into very long strips. (Can be substituted with fake economic recoveries.)
- 7 Major Religious Denominations, De-Backboned, Homogenized, and Whipped
- A Half-Dozen Social Media Outlets, with Socialist Agendas Thoroughly Stirred-In
- 3 Soured Legacy Mass Media Networks
- 1 Communist News Network (CNN), Half-Baked
- 1 Fox News Network, Turned Over Easy, with Plenty of Green
- 1 Drudge Report, Freshly Dredged in Globalist Whitewash
- 50 States, (with 49 Governors Browned to serve up Compliant Statist Lockdowns.)
- 9 Supreme Court Justices, Riot-Shakened (Or alternatively: 15 Justices, packed liberally.)
- 12 Federal Reserve Bankster Governors, Non-accountable and stewed since 1913.
- 1 Generally Dumb Public, Well-stirred by Mass Media to a Flat, Dull Consistency
- 1 Pandemic, pre-heated and over-hyped for 9 months, left simmering
- 2 Re-hashed Media Dilettante Doctors (Choose from Fauci, Brix, et cetera),
- 2 Shots of Over-Rushed Vaccine
- A large dollop of election fraud.
- A dash of Zoom, Skype, Google Hangouts, or Face Time.
- Pre-heat Political Oven to 450F. (But not all the way to 451, so that books will not be burned.)
- Let the three Legacy Mass Media Networks stand for 60 years until soured.
- In a separate well-greased pan, fry the brains of the President-Elect, for 45 years.
- In a media mixing bowl, marinade the Communist News Network (CNN) in Leninist dogma for 40 years, and left half-baked.
- In a censorship-coated Media Casserole Dish, combine the first 11 ingredients, stirring in equal amounts of Climate Change hype, White Privilege guilt, and Transgender Acceptance seasonings.
- Add some faux Black Lives Matter, to regional taste. (Use larger amounts, on the East and West Coasts and in the Deep South.)
- Add one Asian Pandemic (Wuhan variety is best.)
- Before cutting in the Fox News Network, be sure to first remove all the brains, but DO NOT remove the 10 Blondes’ Legs.
- Punch down any alternative media that rises.
- Bake for a full election season.
- Season well with salty and spicy irrelevant pop culture gossip.
- Drizzle with carmelized Drive-By Media drivel.
- Garnish with a sprig of Green New Deal.
- Optionally, this casserole can be done as a Molotov Flambé, with Renewed Portland Riots.
Serve on a festive “2020 is Over!” table setting decorated with a hoarded toilet paper centerpiece. Best with side dishes such as Never Trumper Sour Grapes, Georgia Runoff Election Grits, Re-heated, and Well-Aged Pelosi Polenta, and Curdled Senile Senator Feinstein Souffle. Also goes well with a tossed ballots salad. Accompany with a 1940s-vintage Antifa Red Whine. Follow dinner with an appropriate dessert — such as Aztlan Flan, Soros Sweets, Eco-Friendly Tesla Tart, or Facebook Frappé. Round out the evening with either an Ocasio-Cortez Barista Espresso or a 1960s-vintage pinko protest aperitif.
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